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Humor: 10 Reasons
To Live Aboard or Not
That is the Question!
Top ten coolest things about living aboard a boat.
10. Pets self bathe.
9. All-U-Can eat buffet under keel
8. Porpoise escorts
7. Dingy races
6. Exploring new ports
5. Romantic sunsets aboard
4. Wind is cheap!
3. No property taxes (except some poor CA residents)
2. View of city lights at night from offshore
(insert drum roll here)
1. NO LAWN TO MOW!
Top ten things we caught captains saying over
the Labor Day Weekend.
10. "What Piling?"
9. "Has anyone seen the chart?"
8. "I said PORT, as in left, you fool!"
7. "We'll clear that, no problem."
6. "I thought you said we were going to clear that!"
5. "Here comes that wave-runner, again.
Honey, GET THE GUN!"
4. "Relax, sea-sickness passes before you know it."
3. "Hand me the tool chest."
2. "D--- it. I just fixed that!"
1. "Get me another beer, would ya."
Top ten things Santa loves
about Live-aboards.
10. Always a cocktail waiting with the cookies.
9. No big space-taking gifts to lug around in sack.
8. Reindeer enjoy swim break.
7. Helps narrow his boat selection process
(he loves ice-breakers).
6. Mrs. Claus always wants to come along for the ride.
5. Good chance to check his compass heading.
4. Charts are great when lost.
3. Likes to borrow GPS units for few hours.
2. The eggnog has a little extra kick!
1. He is a live-aboard, too!
(only the water is frozen year round)
Top ten things Santa hates
about Live-Aboards.
10. Keeps getting butt stuck in mast.
9. Ultra Long Life Eggnog.
8. Reindeer Union won't allow landings on
anything smaller than 35 feet..
7. Cookies are always store-bought.
6. Can never fit bag of gifts through cabin entrance.
5. Real pain getting boat shoes on reindeer.
4. Hard to find boat names while flying.
3. Can't fit any gifts under the one foot tall
plastic tree.
2. Hard to go un-noticed while you're rocking the boat.
1. Darn reindeer "gifts" never land on the
astro turf matt.
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